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THE RITZ

Aug. 12 -30, 2026

  • Unicorn Theatre The Ritz

When Gaetano Proclo, a hapless, middle-aged, very married man takes it on the lam from his mafioso brother-in-law, Carmine Vespucci, he ducks into “The Ritz” – a gay bathhouse. What he encounters there sets the scene for an old-fashioned, doorslamming farce, albeit with towel-clad men, bumbling detectives and Googie Gomez, an over-the-top, would-be Bette Midler looking for her big break. 

Upcoming Dates

Lasts 1 hour

  • Wed, Aug 12, 2026 7:30pm
  • Thu, Aug 13, 2026 7:30pm
  • Fri, Aug 14, 2026 7:30pm
  • Sat, Aug 15, 2026 7:30pm
  • Sun, Aug 16, 2026 2:00pm
  • Wed, Aug 19, 2026 7:30pm
  • Thu, Aug 20, 2026 7:30pm
  • Fri, Aug 21, 2026 7:30pm
  • Sat, Aug 22, 2026 7:30pm
  • Sun, Aug 23, 2026 2:00pm
  • Wed, Aug 26, 2026 7:30pm
  • Thu, Aug 27, 2026 7:30pm
  • Fri, Aug 28, 2026 7:30pm
  • Sat, Aug 29, 2026 7:30pm
  • Sun, Aug 30, 2026 2:00pm

Age Recommendation

All ages welcome

Box Office Info

TeenTix KC Pass holders can buy $5 tickets or “2-for-$10” by phone or in-person on the day of the show.

During performances, the Box Office is open 12pm-5pm on Monday and Tuesday, 12pm-7:30pm Wednesday  and Thursday, 12pm-8pm on Friday, 5pm-8pm on Saturday, and 12pm-3pm on Sunday. If you purchase tickets over the phone, check in at the Box Office with your name and your TeenTix KC Pass when you arrive. Phone purchases must be paid for by a MasterCard, Visa or Discover credit or debit card. In-person purchases may be paid with cash or card. Tickets cannot be held without payment. Please call the Box Office at 816-531-7529 ex. 10 for any other additional questions or concerns.

Box Office Hours (performance weeks)
Monday 12:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m.
Tuesday 12:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m.
Wednesday 12:00 p.m. – 7:30 p.m.
Thursday 12:00 p.m. – 7:30 p.m.
Friday 12:00 p.m. – 8:00 p.m.
Saturday 5:00 p.m. – 8:00 p.m.
Sunday 12:00 p.m. – 3:00 p.m.

Box Office Hours (non-performance weeks)
Monday-Friday 12:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m.

(816) 531-7529, x10
[email protected]